» A Laceyvision Christmas
Ho Ho Ho, Readers! Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho! Yes, it's me, Father Christmas! I wonder what salty festive treats I've got stored up in my disgusting sack this year, just waiting to spray criticism allover your minds walls? Well, there's the terrible I Am Legend, the irritating I'm Not There, the wonderful Eastern Promises, the classic Fletch, and the surprising Extras Christmas Special. You get along reading those while I stuff one hundred mince pies in my fat mouth and drink all of this whiskey, before making off into the night to throw action men down chimneys with a magical crossbow.