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Man's first words are "I want to see Joe Pasquale".
And I thought "daddy" was embarrassing.
Responses
Joe is a funny, though.
By Spid on Thursday, October 13, 2005 @ 21:53
Dear God.
By si on Sunday, November 13, 2005 @ 20:03
Yes, my boy?
By God on Monday, November 14, 2005 @ 16:58
Will you let me win the lottery tonight? I really need the money.
Then I can pay my fees, and stay at university, and buy my brothers and sister some christmas presents.
Which I can't do with the sixty-pounds-to-last-me-six-weeks-including-a-thirty-five-quid-ticket-home I've currently got.
:'(
Plus I'll be able to go Dimension Jump next year.
By si on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 @ 14:23
You must pray more.
And give all your money to me for safe keeping...
By God on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 @ 15:37
What money?
By si on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 @ 21:45
The money your going to pray for. Why did I make men so foolish?
By God on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 @ 22:24
Well, needless to say, I didn't win. THANK YOU, GOD.
BTW, that last sentence of yours should be "The money you're praying for."
I may be skint, but I know all about grammer and tense.
By si on Friday, November 18, 2005 @ 14:46
GrammAr, sorry.
That's shown me up a bit, hasn't it?
By si on Friday, November 18, 2005 @ 14:46
Yes.
By God on Saturday, November 19, 2005 @ 13:50
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